Sep
19

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  


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Sep
19

likeaphoenixxx:

this gets funnier every time i watch it

likeaphoenixxx:

this gets funnier every time i watch it


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Sep
19

crowleyisinthetardis:

go-iggy-brows:

elizastar98:

leppu:

gale4z:


lemonyfreshvictory:

I want to know who animated Ling because
THE BOOB
IT IS IN HIS ARMPIT
i know it’s not supposed to be accurate because it’s just an apple shoved down his shirt but I want to know what mad genius put that much thought into the mechanics of fake cleavage



I never noticed… such brilliant detail hahaha!

I NEVER SAW THAT BEFORE!

Do you think that in the animating office someone actually did this so they would have an idea of what it would look like?

Well my dad (whose an animator) once got to attack his coworker with a sword while on rollerblades so he and his team could see what looked like so I bet they tested it

crowleyisinthetardis:

go-iggy-brows:

elizastar98:

leppu:

gale4z:

lemonyfreshvictory:

I want to know who animated Ling because

THE BOOB

IT IS IN HIS ARMPIT

i know it’s not supposed to be accurate because it’s just an apple shoved down his shirt but I want to know what mad genius put that much thought into the mechanics of fake cleavage

I never noticed… such brilliant detail hahaha!

I NEVER SAW THAT BEFORE!

Do you think that in the animating office someone actually did this so they would have an idea of what it would look like?

Well my dad (whose an animator) once got to attack his coworker with a sword while on rollerblades so he and his team could see what looked like so I bet they tested it


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Sep
19

coltongillies:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player 

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i think you mean the best


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Sep
19
“What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?”

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

This sounds like something Tina Belcher would say. And I mean that in the absolute best way possible. 

(via paragonred)


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Sep
19

icameas-roman:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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Sep
19

humansrsuperior:

twilightsaphir:

"So, where are we gonna go first?"  "That way. No hold on… That way"
(I would like to title this piece: perspective, I tried.)

Omg it’s so precious!!

humansrsuperior:

twilightsaphir:

"So, where are we gonna go first?"  "That way. No hold on… That way"

(I would like to title this piece: perspective, I tried.)

Omg it’s so precious!!


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Sep
19

artrich:

which jungles have wi fi so i can move there and start my tribe


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Sep
19

communistbakery:

smh this dog has a terrible poker face

communistbakery:

smh this dog has a terrible poker face


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Sep
19

mazerun:

HIDE!


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